Having Sex With Vegetables

   Posted by: Patrick   in Idiots, Patrick


I am so disappointed.

A GROUP of vegans in New Zealand – vegansexuals – are shunning sex with meat-eaters because their bodies are made up of animal carcases.

So there meat eaters, no sex for you!

“When you are vegan or vegetarian, you are very aware that when people eat a meaty diet, they are kind of a graveyard for animals,” vegan Nichola Kriek said in the Christchurch daily The Press.

Interestingly she does not mention the disgust many meat eaters may feel at the thought of having sex with a compost heap.

Question….if meat eaters are like a grave yard for animals, what is a vegansexual?



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Interestingly she does not mention the disgust many meat eaters may feel at the thought of having sex with a compost heap.



July 31st, 2007 at 2:44 pm

There is no moonbat like a New Zealand moonbat. :roll:

Personally, I am skeptical of people who don’t eat meat; most of them are liberals. :mrgreen:

I find most vegetarians that I have met are pasty-skinned and anemic looking. One guy on my wrestling team back in uni was a vegetarian who knew all the intricacies of balancing legumes and such to get all 22 amino acids in the right quantities, and, from what he told me, it seemed a very tedious process. Without all the amino acids, the body does not get the proper protein intake. I doubt most vegetarians know how to do that or have the dedication to do so.

Reminds me of a few jokes….

What’s the old American Indian word for “bad hunter?”

What do you call a lesbian who doesn’t eat meat?


July 31st, 2007 at 4:15 pm

No not for me, they always look like the skeletons that the bone crunchers have in their rooms, and if that is the case having sex with them vegie munchers you would never get a crook back and that would sure take all the fun out of life, :lol:


July 31st, 2007 at 6:46 pm

I’m Laffin along with Rachy :lol:


July 31st, 2007 at 8:16 pm

Good Lord, I don’t envy you the searches you’re going to get off of this post…

More on topic, the hypocrisy of the greens is staggering. Aren’t vegetables living things too? I can hear those innocent radishes screaming all the way from here.


August 2nd, 2007 at 4:17 pm

Funny you should say that Stewed. I googled “sexy vegetables” to get that carrot picture. Wow, I never knew there were so many imaginative uses for various vegis.


August 2nd, 2007 at 11:11 pm
Steven Stevenson

I don’t know anything about the “intricacies of balancing legumes” myself, Joe, though I’ve been vegetarian for years (though not vegan). A mixed vegetarian diet including dairy products provides more than ample quantities of all necessary amino acids. And for iron I just take a non-animal-derived vitamin pill, problem solved.

Probably you notice the ‘pasty-skinned and anemic’ vegetarians because they stand out, and being a meat eater you would also be looking for any excuse/distraction from the fact that you are responsible for the pointless murder every week of innocent animals.

“Most people who eat meat are liberals?” Tell it to the many conservative nationalists in India, most of whom would, like most liberals there, think you a stupid barbarian because of the fact you heartlessly feel the need to slaughter other creatures to give your jaded taste buds a thrill. The word “meathead” springs to mind ;)

Ah well I used to be in denial myself, so I won’t rub it in.

Personally I’m happy to screw select (lucky :wink: ) meat eaters, as long as they don’t cook their greasy corpses in my presence before, during or afterwards. :mrgreen:


August 6th, 2007 at 3:21 am

Steve, you people make me laugh! :lol:

Geeeezus fucking Christ, where do these self-righteous, guilt-ridden, proseletysing douchebags come from, and why are they allowed to breath my air?!?!?!?!!!!


August 6th, 2007 at 7:21 am

Wow. I was sitting here trying to think up some witty reply, but faced with such fanaticism, it appears a pointless exercise.

I think I’ll just go scoff a big juicy hamburger and ponder the mindset that would deny itself such pleasures.


August 6th, 2007 at 9:22 am

And for iron I just take a non-animal-derived vitamin pill, problem solved.

I take iron tablets as well, but I’m anaemic so I’ve no choice, so I was jus’ wonderin’ do you buy your iron pills from a great big bad evil multinational company? Or from an organic non-profit carbon offsetted farm in the countryside run by free-loving hippies who specialise in the production of multi vitamin mineral complex iron pills?


May 8th, 2008 at 12:25 am
Spurwing Plover



September 8th, 2008 at 5:37 am

I find it funny that meat eaters try to project themselves as intelligent. Spurwing I hope that you realize that animal is spelled A_N_I_M_A_L not “Aniamal” It might help your argument a bit if you learn to spell correctly. Oh and by the way stupidity is spelled with a T…Ha and you call us stupid. :roll:


July 6th, 2009 at 11:16 am

The theory behind eating domestic animal meat is basically that it gives us the strength.

I personally preffer eating an animal to make it apart of me rather than letting it die and be of no use. An animal’s purpose is to become food. Why i wont eat HUMAN meat is because HUMANs have another purpose in this world!!!

I knew people would bring up the eating human beings question after this!!!


July 14th, 2009 at 10:57 pm

ohhh good lord, whoever said that you should eat animals for strength, i pity you. do you know what goes on inside a slaughter house; which by the way america gets probably around 80% of its mean from(and thats just an estimation, i know its a big number around 80)? i strongly suggest a visit to youtube if you don’t. and for those of you who claim you only buy meat that raises its cattle on organic grazing farms and all of that other bull, don’t be fooled. there’s been several cases where such “farms” have been investigated and shut down because the meat they were passing off as “organic” was just as tainted and hormone infested as the meat in mcdonalds hamburgers. i could spend the next five hours telling you people what i know to be true about the foods that everyone thinks are needed to maintain a healthy body and mind, but that would just be a waste of my own time since i know most of you would just spew more nonsense about how wrong i am. do you’re own research.


September 3rd, 2009 at 2:25 pm

No Faith, it would be a waste of your time because we don’t give a damn. We don’t give a damn about what you “know” and we don’t give a damn about “you’re” research.

Meat tastes good – that’s all I need to know.


September 4th, 2009 at 2:45 pm

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