We have all heard or read some lines from those stupid romance novels, you know the ones with Fabio on the cover. I was putting my mind to good use recently and came up with a few cheesy lines of my own.
They clung tightly together in the aftermath, their bodies intertwined like one of those two flavoured cheesy things that you can get at the supermarket.
He gazed lovingly into her eyes before sweeping her up and holding her as close as the plastic wrap holds the individually wrapped cheese slices that come in various sizes.
They lay side by side on the silk sheets, a little unsure about the next move. She glanced nervously at him, noting how his biceps seemed to move, as if mice were running around under his skin. He rolled over and held her in his arms and began kissing her naked body. She sighed as he moved into her, the same way melted cheese moves into the noodles when you have macaroni and cheese.
The moonlight shone on her body, giving her an almost unearthly glow as he watched her undress on the warm balmy night. As she worked her way down to her underwear, he noticed that he had become hard, like a block of tasty cheese left unwrapped in the refrigerator.
As he tasted the forbidden fruit of his brothers wife, he felt unsure of himself. He felt as though there were two of him. One part of him was happy, like a teenager in love for the first time all gooey inside. The other part of him felt anger, shame and revulsion. Part perfectly acceptable but with streaks of unpalatable grossness inside him. Like a chunk of blue vein cheese.
Kati is so proud of my romantic streak.
Anybody got any more cheesy lines?
If you do, please keep them reasonably clean