I dun bin sperimentin with “Country Music” latley, an I found thisheren gem. I luv it! It dun remind me err our very own Boz! Well, sept’n the bit aboutn na bible a course. I dun be liken this bit muuuuuself.
Now if I had my way with people sellin’ dope
I’d take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope
I’d hang ‘em up high and let ‘em swing ’til the sun goes down
Charlie Daniels rocks….for a big bearded 71 year old redneck….sortta thang.
I ain’t nothin’ but a simple man
They call me a redneck I reckon that I am
But there’s things going on
That make me mad down to the core.I have to work like a dog to make ends meet
There’s crooked politicians and crime in the street
And I’m madder’n hell and I ain’t gonna take it no more.We tell our kids to just say no
Then some panty waist judge lets a drug dealer go
Slaps him on the wrist and then he turns him back out on the town.Now if I had my way with people sellin’ dope
I’d take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope
I’d hang ‘em up high and let ‘em swing ’til the sun goes downWell, you know what’s wrong with the world today
People done gone and put their Bible’s away
They’re living by the law of the jungle not the law of the land
The good book says it so I know it’s the truth
An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth
You better watch where you go and remember where you been
That’s the way I see it I’m a Simple Man.Now I’m the kinda man that’d not harm a mouse
But if I catch somebody breakin in my house
I’ve got twelve guage shotgun waiting on the other sideSo don’t go pushing me against my will
I don’t want to have to fight you but I dern sure will
So if you don’t want trouble then you’d better just pass me on byAs far as I’m concerned there ain’t no excuse
For the raping and the killing and the child abuse
And I’ve got a way to put an end to all that messJust take them rascals out in the swamp
Put ‘em on their knees and tie ‘em to a stump
Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the restYou know what’s wrong with the world today
People done gone and put their Bible’s away
They’re living by the law of the jungle not the law of the land
The Good Book says it so I know it’s the truth
An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth
You better watch where you go and remember where you been
That’s the way I see it I’m a Simple Man

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