21
Nov

Fer Our Boz

   Posted by: Patrick   in General

I dun bin sperimentin with “Country Music” latley, an I found thisheren gem. I luv it! It dun remind me err our very own Boz! Well, sept’n the bit aboutn na bible a course. I dun be liken this bit muuuuuself.

Now if I had my way with people sellin’ dope
I’d take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope
I’d hang ‘em up high and let ‘em swing ’til the sun goes down

Charlie Daniels rocks….for a big bearded 71 year old redneck….sortta thang.

Simple Man

I ain’t nothin’ but a simple man
They call me a redneck I reckon that I am
But there’s things going on
That make me mad down to the core.

I have to work like a dog to make ends meet
There’s crooked politicians and crime in the street
And I’m madder’n hell and I ain’t gonna take it no more.

We tell our kids to just say no
Then some panty waist judge lets a drug dealer go
Slaps him on the wrist and then he turns him back out on the town.

Now if I had my way with people sellin’ dope
I’d take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope
I’d hang ‘em up high and let ‘em swing ’til the sun goes down

Well, you know what’s wrong with the world today
People done gone and put their Bible’s away
They’re living by the law of the jungle not the law of the land
The good book says it so I know it’s the truth
An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth
You better watch where you go and remember where you been
That’s the way I see it I’m a Simple Man.

Now I’m the kinda man that’d not harm a mouse
But if I catch somebody breakin in my house
I’ve got twelve guage shotgun waiting on the other side

So don’t go pushing me against my will
I don’t want to have to fight you but I dern sure will
So if you don’t want trouble then you’d better just pass me on by

As far as I’m concerned there ain’t no excuse
For the raping and the killing and the child abuse
And I’ve got a way to put an end to all that mess

Just take them rascals out in the swamp
Put ‘em on their knees and tie ‘em to a stump
Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest

You know what’s wrong with the world today
People done gone and put their Bible’s away
They’re living by the law of the jungle not the law of the land
The Good Book says it so I know it’s the truth
An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth
You better watch where you go and remember where you been
That’s the way I see it I’m a Simple Man

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7 comments so far

rachy
 1 

Oh hell YEAHHHHHHHHH

Now I have to admit I’m not a country music aficionado, but my sister is absolutely obsessed and in turn I know the song… this song is our dear friend Boz through and fucking through, and then a million times over again

and that’s why we loves ya mate ;)

holy crap, I can totally picture Boz sitting around with a bundy and coke and a cigarette nodding his head and saying,

fuckin’ oath

November 22nd, 2006 at 12:59 am
 2 

I’m no country fan, but Charlie Daniels RAWKS OUT LOUD!

Check this out.

And this…

And this…

And this!

November 22nd, 2006 at 4:49 am
 3 

Yeah I am sure he will get a vhuckle from it!

Brooke….Charlie seems to be a pretty straight up and down type of guy. No mincing words there! Just what we all need a little more of.

November 22nd, 2006 at 9:10 am
 4 

Now I’m the kinda man that’d not harm a mouse
But if I catch somebody breakin in my house
I’ve got twelve guage shotgun waiting on the other side

Well what can I say ‘cept what Rachy said…

Oh hell YEAHHHHHHHHH

Awesome post this one Patrick!

And Rachy,

and that’s why we loves ya mate

Right back atcha!

;)

November 22nd, 2006 at 8:46 pm
Bridie
 5 

Yes, the man sure does have a way with words, doesn’t he!

November 23rd, 2006 at 12:17 pm
 6 

As a Southerner I can tell you with some authority that your Southern is just terrible!!!

But quoting Charlie Daniels gets ya a pass :) HEH!

November 26th, 2006 at 12:10 pm
 7 

Sorry luv! I’ll be better off speakin Aussie!

November 26th, 2006 at 3:03 pm

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